Over the last couple of days, I have come to realize that I am skilled beyond wonder, really. I can feed and burp 2 babies at the same time. In finding this skill, I have created positions that need to be patented and sold. You will get insider information right here and now.
Feeding:
1. The single pillow position - the feeder (me) sits cross-legged with a pillow in their lap. Both of the ones who need feeding are simply laid on the pillow and given their bottles. This position is primarily dependent on the long pillow. Skilled feeders can even incorporate the single hand, double bottle move wherein the feeder has a FREE hand. It involves the babies' heads facing each other and positioning one bottle upon another. Pros - comfortable, easy to manage both babies and bottles. Allows for a free hand. Cons - babies aren't cuddling the feeder's skin and the position is prone to cause spit-up.
2. The double pillow position - same as the single, but with 2 regular-sized pillows. Cons - managing 2 pillows can be a challenge.
Burping:
1. The double cross-chest - the feeder (me) props both babies on the chest, 1 below each shoulder. Cradling their bottoms in the crook of the feeder's inside elbow, the feeder is able to effectively pat each baby by criss-crossing their arms in front of their chest. Pros - comfortable, effective and fun. Cons - difficult to tend to spit-up.
I am sure that as the day goes on and certainly the week, I will find more unrecognized talent.
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